Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] \ | around the terminal room at The Labs. | | | \ -- Dennis Ritchie / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;