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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I have stripped off my dress; must I    \
| put it on again? I have washed my feet; |
| must I soil them again? When my beloved |
| slipped his hand through the            |
| latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me |
| [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)].   |
| When I arose to open for my beloved, my |
| hands dripped with myrrh; the liquid    |
| myrrh from my fingers ran over the      |
| knobs of the bolt. With my own hands I  |
| opened to my love, but my love had      |
| turned away and gone by; my heart sank  |
| when he turned his back. I sought him   |
| but I did not find him, I called him    |
| but he did not answer. The watchmen,    |
| going the rounds of the city, met me;   |
| they struck me and                      |
|                                         |
| wounded me; the watchmen on the walls   |
| took away my cloak. [Song of Solomon    |
\ 5:3-7 (NEB)]                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;