Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have stripped off my dress; must I \ | put it on again? I have washed my feet; | | must I soil them again? When my beloved | | slipped his hand through the | | latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me | | [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]. | | When I arose to open for my beloved, my | | hands dripped with myrrh; the liquid | | myrrh from my fingers ran over the | | knobs of the bolt. With my own hands I | | opened to my love, but my love had | | turned away and gone by; my heart sank | | when he turned his back. I sought him | | but I did not find him, I called him | | but he did not answer. The watchmen, | | going the rounds of the city, met me; | | they struck me and | | | | wounded me; the watchmen on the walls | | took away my cloak. [Song of Solomon | \ 5:3-7 (NEB)] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;