Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / More than any time in history, mankind \ | now faces a crossroads. One path leads | | to despair and utter hopelessness, the | | other to total extinction. Let us pray | | that we have the wisdom to choose | | correctly. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Side Effects" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;