Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sodd's Second Law: \ | | | Sooner or later, the worst possible set | | of circumstances is | | | \ bound to occur. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;