Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Perhaps the RBLing (Realtime Black \ | Hole) of msn.com recently, which | | prevented a large amount of mail going | | out for about 4 days, has had a | | positive influence in Redmond. They did | | agree to work on their anti-relay | | capabilities at their POPs to get the | | RBL lifted. | | | \ -- Bill Campbell on Smail3-users / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;