Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The sweeter the apple, the blacker the \ | core -- Scratch a lover and find a foe! | | | | -- Dorothy Parker, "Ballad of a Great | \ Weariness" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;