Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / More people are flattered into virtue \ | than bullied out of vice. | | | \ -- R. S. Surtees / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;