Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Take care of the luxuries and the \ | necessities will take care of | | themselves. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;