Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Eugene d'Albert, a noted German \ | composer, was married six times. At an | | evening reception which he attended | | with his fifth wife shortly after their | | wedding, he presented the lady to a | | friend who said politely, | | "Congratulations, Herr d'Albert; you | | have rarely introduced me to so | \ charming a wife." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;