Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nachman's Rule: \ | | | When it comes to foreign food, the less | | authentic the better. | | | \ -- Gerald Nachman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;