Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A right is not what someone gives you; \ | it's what no one can take from you. | | | \ -- Ramsey Clark / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;