Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Counting in octal is just like counting \ | in decimal--if you don't use your | | thumbs. | | | \ -- Tom Lehrer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;