Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A couple of young fellers were fishing \ | at their special pond off the beaten | | track when out of the bushes jumped the | | Game Warden. Immediately, one of the | | boys threw his rod down and started | | running through the woods like the | | proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on | | his heels ran the Game Warden. After | | about a half mile the fella stopped and | | stooped over with his hands on his | | thighs, whooping and heaving to catch | | his breath as the Game Warden finally | | caught up to him. | | | | "Let's see yer fishin' license, boy," | | the Warden gasped. The man pulled out | | his wallet and gave the Game Warden a | | valid fishing license. | | | | "Well, son", snarled the Game Warden, | | "You must be about as dumb as a box of | | rocks! You didn't have to run if you | | have a license!" | | | | "Yes, sir," replied his victim, "but, | | well, see, my friend back there, he | \ don't have one!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;