Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is all right to hold a conversation, \ | but you should let go of it now and | | then. | | | \ -- Richard Armour / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;