Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Might as well be frank, monsieur. It \ | would take a miracle to get you out of | | Casablanca and the Germans have | | outlawed miracles. | | | \ -- Casablanca / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;