Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Speaking of love, one problem that \ | recurs more and more frequently these | | days, in books and plays and movies, is | | the inability of people to communicate | | with the people they love; Husbands and | | wives who can't communicate, children | | who can't communicate with their | | parents, and so on. And the characters | | in these books and plays and so on (and | | in real life, I might add) spend hours | | bemoaning the fact that they can't | | communicate. I feel that if a person | | can't communicate, the very | | _____least he can do is to shut | | up! | | | | -- Tom Lehrer, "That Was the Year that | \ Was" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;