Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / No problem is so formidable that you \ | can't just walk away from it. | | | \ -- C. Schulz / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;