Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / "Are you sure you're not an \ | encyclopedia salesman?" | | | | No, Ma'am. Just a burglar, come to | | ransack the flat." | | | \ -- Monty Python / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;