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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ My ritual differs slightly. What I do,  \
| first thing [in the morning], is I hop  |
| into the shower stall. Then I hop right |
| back out, because when I hopped in I    |
| landed barefoot right on top of See     |
| Threepio, a little plastic robot        |
| character from "Star Wars" whom my son, |
| Robert, likes to pull the legs off of   |
| while he showers. Then I hop right back |
| into the stall because our dog,         |
| Earnest, who has been alone in the      |
| basement all night building up powerful |
| dog emotions, has come bounding and     |
| quivering into the bathroom and wants   |
| to greet me with 60 or 70 thousand      |
| playful nips, any one of which -- bear  |
| in mind that I am naked and, without my |
| contact lenses, essentially blind --    |
| could result in the kind of injury      |
| where you have to learn a whole new     |
| part if you want to sing the "Messiah," |
| if you get my drift. Then I hop right   |
| back out, because Robert, with that     |
| uncanny sixth sense some children have  |
| -- you cannot teach it; they either     |
| have it or they don't -- has chosen     |
| exactly that moment to flush one of the |
| toilets. Perhaps several of them.       |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;