Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /heh thats a lost cause, like \ | the correct pronounciation of | | | | "jewelry" give it up :-) | | and the correct spelling of | | "colour" :) heh and | | aluminium or nuclear weapons | | are you threating me yankee ? | | just cause we don't have the | \ bomb... back off ya yellow belly / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;