Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The cart has no place where a fifth \ | wheel could be used. | | | \ -- Herbert von Fritzlar / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;