Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Olmstead's Law: \ | | | After all is said and done, a hell of a | \ lot more is said than done. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;