Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I remember Ulysses well... Left one day \ | for the post office to mail a letter, | | met a blonde named Circe on the | | streetcar, and didn't come back for 20 | \ years. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;