Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / According to a recent and unscientific \ | national survey, smiling is something | | everyone should do at least 6 times a | | day. In an effort to increase the | | national average (the US ranks third | | among the world's superpowers in | | smiling), Xerox has instructed all | | personnel to be happy, effervescent, | | and most importantly, to smile. Xerox | | employees agree, and even feel strongly | | that they can not only meet but surpass | | the national average... except for | | Tubby Ackerman. But because Tubby does | | such a fine job of racing around | | parking lots with a large butterfly net | | retrieving floating IC chips, Xerox | | decided to give him a break. If you see | | Tubby in a parking lot he may have a | | sheepish grin. This is where the | | expression, "Service with a slightly | \ sheepish grin" comes from. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;