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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ According to a recent and unscientific  \
| national survey, smiling is something   |
| everyone should do at least 6 times a   |
| day. In an effort to increase the       |
| national average (the US ranks third    |
| among the world's superpowers in        |
| smiling), Xerox has instructed all      |
| personnel to be happy, effervescent,    |
| and most importantly, to smile. Xerox   |
| employees agree, and even feel strongly |
| that they can not only meet but surpass |
| the national average... except for      |
| Tubby Ackerman. But because Tubby does  |
| such a fine job of racing around        |
| parking lots with a large butterfly net |
| retrieving floating IC chips, Xerox     |
| decided to give him a break. If you see |
| Tubby in a parking lot he may have a    |
| sheepish grin. This is where the        |
| expression, "Service with a slightly    |
\ sheepish grin" comes from.              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;