Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "See - the thing is - I'm an \ | absolutist. I mean, kind of ... in a | \ way ..." / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;