Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / ... I think I'd better go back to my \ | DESK and toy with a few common | \ MISAPPREHENSIONS ... / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;