Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / University, n.: \ | | | Like a software house, except the | | software's free, and it's usable, | | | | and it works, and if it breaks they'll | | quickly tell you how to fix | | | | it, and ... | | | | [Okay, okay, I'll leave it in, but I | | think you're destroying | | | | the credibility of the entire fortune | \ program. Ed.] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;