Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves \ | blood better than brick, and feasts | | most subtly on the human will." | | | \ -- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;