Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lawyer's Rule: \ | | | When the law is against you, argue the | | facts. | | | | When the facts are against you, argue | | the law. | | | | When both are against you, call the | \ other lawyer names. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;