Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you \ | ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET | | ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE | \ ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;