Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! \ | And I was just getting in touch with my | \ LEISURE SUIT!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;