Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / You can tune a piano, but you can't \ | tuna fish. | | | | You can tune a filesystem, but you | | can't tuna fish. | | | \ -- from the tunefs(8) man page / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;