Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I did it just to piss you off. :-P \ | | | -- Branden Robinson in a message to | \ debian-devel / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;