Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I used to be an idealist, but I got | \ mugged by reality." / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;