Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, \ | and it's designed to be minimal. The | | smallness of it is what's attractive. | | It's weird, 'cause it's so | | intellectually lame. It's hard to see | | me doing that for the rest of my life. | | But at the same time, it's what I do | | best. | | | | -- Chris Elliot, writer and performer | \ on "Late Night with David Letterman" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;