Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The brain is a wonderful organ; it \ | starts working the moment you get up in | | the morning, and does not stop until | \ you get to work. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;