Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are two major products that come \ | out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't | | believe this to be a coincidence. | | | \ -- Jeremy S. Anderson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;