Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / DELETE A FORTUNE! Don't some of these \ | fortunes just drive you nuts?! Wouldn't | | you like to see some of them deleted | | from the system? You can! Just mail to | | `fortune' with the fortune you hate | | most, and we'll make sure it gets | \ expunged. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;