Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...though his invention worked superbly \ | -- his theory was a crock of sewage | | from beginning to end. -- Vernor Vinge, | \ "The Peace War" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;