Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami \ | professor of management science, | | telling the Airline Pilots Association | | (in jest) about 21st century aircraft: | | | | "The crew will consist of one pilot and | | a dog. The pilot will | | | | nurture and feed the dog. The dog will | | be there to bite the | | | | pilot if he touches anything. | | | | -- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988 | | | \ [the *magazine*, silly!] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;