Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / That's the funniest thing I've ever \ | heard and I will _not_ condone it. | | | | -- DyerMaker, 17 March 2000 MegaPhone | \ radio show / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;