Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ... [concerning quotation marks] even \ | if we *___did* quote anybody in this | | business, it probably would be | | gibberish. | | | \ -- Thom McLeod / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;