Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You can't survive by sucking the juice \ | from a wet mitten." | | | | -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to | | Learn Over and | | | \ Over and Over" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;