Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Involvement with people is always a \ | very delicate thing -- it requires real | | maturity to become involved and not get | | all messed up. | | | \ -- Bernard Cooke / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;