Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /stu: ahh that machine. Don't \ | you think that something named | | | | stallman deserves to be an Alpha? :-) | | jgoerzen: no, actually, I'd | | prolly be more inclined to name a 386 | | | | with 4 megs of ram and a 40 meg hard | | drive stallman. with a big fat | | case that makes tons of noise and | | rattles the floor * Knghtbrd falls to | | the floor holding his sides laughing | | and.. double-height hard | \ drive / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;