Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- \ | | | Take a shot every time: | | | | -- Sergeant Schultz says, "I | | knoooooowww nooooothing!" -- General | | Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter | | intimidate/insult Colonel Klink. -- | | Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan's | | flattery. -- One of the prisoners | | sneaks out of camp (one shot for each | | prisoner to go). -- Colonel Klink snaps | | to attention after answering the phone | | (two shots | | | | if it's one of our heroes on the other | | end). -- One of the Germans is | | threatened with being sent to the | | Russian front. -- Corporal Newkirk | | calls up a German in his phoney German | | accent, and | | | | tricks him (two shots if it's Colonel | | Klink). -- Hogan has a romantic | | interlude with a beautiful girl from | | the underground. -- Colonel Klink | | relates how he's never had an escape | | from Stalag 13. -- Sergeant Schultz | | gives up a secret (two shots if he's | | bribed with food). -- The prisoners | | listen to the Germans' conversation by | | a hidden transmitter. -- Sergeant | | Schultz "captures" one of the prisoners | | after an escape. -- Lebeau pronounces | | "colonel" as "cuh-loh-`nell". -- Carter | | builds some kind of device (two shots | | if it's not explosive). -- Lebeau wears | | his apron. -- Hogan says "We've got no | | choice" when someone claims that the | | plan is | | | | impossible. | | | | -- The prisoners capture an important | \ German, and sneak him out the tunnel. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;