Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * |Rain| prepares for polygon soup \ | <|Rain|> sweet merciful crap, it works? | \ * |Rain| faints / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;