Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / (1) X=Y ; Given (2) X^2=XY ; Multiply \ | both sides by X (3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ; | | Subtract Y^2 from both sides (4) | | (X+Y)(X-Y)=Y(X-Y) ; Factor (5) X+Y=Y ; | | Cancel out (X-Y) term (6) 2Y=Y ; | | Substitute X for Y, by equation 1 (7) | | 2=1 ; Divide both sides by Y | | | \ -- "Omni", proof that 2 equals 1 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;