Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have found it impossible to carry the \ | heavy burden of responsibility and to | | discharge my duties as king as I would | | wish to do without the help and support | | of the woman I love. | | | | -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, | | announcing his abdication | | | | of the British throne in order to marry | | the American | | | \ divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;