Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / By long-standing tradition, I take this \ | opportunity to savage other designers | | in the thin disguise of good, clean | | fun. | | | | -- P. J. Plauger, "Computer Language", | | 1988, April | | | \ Fool's column. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;